Can you think of some humorous quips?

Here are your subjects:

Things you might say as an excuse for not coming to work…

Things you never want to say on a date…

Seriously, I’m paying for your ideas on these. The rate is 25 cents per quip. So take a few minutes to send me what pops into your head for these 2 subjects and make a few bucks!

4 quips = $1

20 quips = $5

40 quips = $10

and so on…

I’m currently working on some projects for a client where he needs these funny quips. In fact, I will pay for at least 1,000 of these short quips for each subject. So the more you send, the better!

Here are the rules:

1. These quips must be original — your own ideas.

2. Quips must be no more than 150 characters each, including letters, spaces, and punctuation.

3. Use good taste! No racist, sexist, hate, violence, R-rated (or higher) quips or quips that would foster criminal activity.

4. Sorry, but I can’t pay for duplicate ideas, so the first one to send me a quip gets that one.

5. The deadline for submitting these to me is Monday, September 28.

To submit them, please write them in an email and send them to:

quips @ heresthemoney.com (without the spaces).

I’ll pay to either your Paypal or Alertpay account. Let me know in the email which account you want me to send your funds to and also the email address for that account.

Here are some examples to get your creative juices flowing:

Work Quips (excuses for skipping work):

An alien stole my left shoe.

I didn’t come in last week because it was Spring Break. What? We don’t get Spring Break around here?

I’m having trouble with my eyes. I can’t see myself coming into work today.

My Church is only open from 8-5, Monday - Friday.

The Marines need me to supervise their training op today.

Dating Quips (things you don’t want to say on a date):

You’re right; that outfit does make you look fat!

Sorry, we can’t go to that restaurant because of the restraining order.

You sure do carry your weight well!

I can stay out until 9:30 because my boyfriend won’t be home from weight-lifting until 10.

Let’s go to Hooters. I really don’t understand why my last girlfriend got mad and left when I took her there!

So get your thinking cap on and you can make a few quick bucks with these! Ask your friends! Have a quip party and make the one with the most ideas King or Queen for the evening! Send me 100 quips and make $25!

Thanks for taking your time to share your ideas!

More news:

I have 7 more of these projects on other subjects I’ll be sending out to you in the next couple of months, and will let you know of those soon. Some are funny, like these, and others are useful advice projects.

So here’s a chance to get paid for having a little fun.

I look forward to hearing from you at:

quips @ heresthemoney.com (without the spaces)

Sincerely,

Kathryn

PS: Do it now, while it’s on your mind! Remember, the deadline for these quips is Monday, September 28. The faster you get them in, the better!

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As you know, the EZ 2×2 program starts out our ProfitTrak 2. In the past, when you cycled your first EZ 2×2 matrix, they paid for your 1st month in Set2Retire. Now, they’ve changed Set2Retire to a single, one-time payment, so when you cycle your first EZ 2×2 matrix, you get a paid entry into Set2Retire, and there are no further fees.

The huge Set2Retire member area will still be available to you with all your previous benefits.

What has changed is the compensation plan in Set2Retire. Instead of a single, monthly pay 2×8 matrix, they have a few smaller, single pay, phases. As you cycle out of one, you get paid and then go into one with a higher payout.

In addition, the first phase will be a company-forced matrix where everyone cycling EZ 2×2 will enter into it in order of when they cycled EZ 2×2. They made this phase this way to provide faster cycling for you into their 2nd phase, without waiting for your EZ 2×2 recruits to follow you in before you cycle.

The second phase will consist of those people who follow you in.

These changes to Set2Retire will take place on April 5.

The EZ 2×2 program has NOT changed! All benefits remain the same at this one. The changes are to the second part of this ProfitTrak — Set2Retire. You still get into Set2Retire when you first cycle EZ 2×2, just as before.

So now, your one-time $7 fee for EZ 2×2 is your only outlay throughout this ProfitTrak, yet, as your downline grows, you get higher and higher payments.

It just gets better and better!

I’ll change your HeresTheMoney member area to reflect these changes soon.

You can still join this ProfitTrak and get in on all the excitement as this explodes throughout the Net! Login to your HeresTheMoney member area, go to your Programs page, and click on ProfitTrak 2.

Enjoy,
Kathryn

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There are exciting things happening in Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club (our Profit Trak 1)! They’re adding a matrix called the Gold Booster plan inside the Club — only for Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club members. This enhancement should be finished sometime in the next couple of weeks. Already, they’ve added a comprehensive Guide to a Million Dollar Internet Business to the member area. It gives you directions, step by step, of how to grow your business to the level you desire.

The Gold Booster plan is designed to boost you forward through the ProfitTrak and let you benefit from anyone you bring in, including Bronze members. You can now earn your way up from Bronze level to the Silver and Gold levels faster than ever before!

In addition, Co-op advertising is included for every position in the matrix, so you have continuous, automatic advertising for your affiliate link when you’re in this new Gold Booster plan.

The compensation plan is unique, giving you 7 positions for each position you purchase, to enable effective spillover and greater growth. They want to push everyone through to Gold Level as quickly as possible. Gold Level gives you membership to WTIA, which is where the biggest potential for the greatest income is. So even if you have some trouble recruiting when you first start this business, you can still move forward if you’re in the Gold Booster plan.

*** Special — Limited Time Only! ***

They’re running a special on the Silver Level from now until the matrix goes live: Come into Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club now at Silver Level, and receive:

–> Membership to Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club
–> Membership to Fortune 5 Minutes
–> A spot in the new Gold Booster plan (meaning 7 positions)
–> In addition, F5M-MC will purchase a position (meaning 7 positions) under you in the Gold Booster plan, bringing you an immediate $5.20!

So not only will you already have immediate profits and people under you in your matrix, but you’ll also save $25 by taking advantage of this great special!

Once the new Gold Booster plan is in effect, then Silver membership will include a position in the Gold Booster plan, where you can earn your way into Fortune 5 Minutes and WTIA.

These changes will all be updated in your HeresTheMoney member area soon.

You can still get into Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club at the Bronze level for only $5! Do it now so you don’t miss out! To join F5M-MC, login to your HeresTheMoney member area and click to your Programs page. Then click the link for ProfitTrak 1, and it will take you to your sponsor’s page for Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club.

To your success,
Kathryn

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We’ve changed our ProfitTrak 2 over to a new path. The new program offers
many benefits over the old program, and starts with EZ 2×2:

-> Smaller matrix - 2×2, so you cycle faster
-> Less cost to join - one time $7
-> Bonuses for when your referrals cycle
-> One-up bonuses for a stream of bonuses from people you didn’t sponsor
-> More useful products - autoresponder system and Private Label Rights products

With the smaller matrix, you only need 6 people under you to cycle. You bring in 2 people and they each bring in 2 people, and that’s all - you cycle! Those 6 people can also include spillovers from above, so you can cycle without sponsoring anyone.

Your first cycle gives you a new matrix in EZ 2×2 and pays for a month in the second part of this path: Set 2 Retire. In this 2nd program, you have a huge member area! There are sections on financial matters, building wealth, a grocery coupons section, travel savings certificates, and much more. The financial section alone includes online financial calculators and valuable information on building wealth, reducing debt, managing your credit, gaining a successful mindset, and more.

In Set 2 Retire, you can make over $200 per month recurring income without sponsoring anyone, and over $5,000 per month if you choose a higher level of participation and sponsor at least 2 people.

After that first cycle in EZ 2×2, you’ll get $20 every time you cycle again. Plus a new re-entry. Plus bonuses when your referrals cycle. Plus the one-up bonuses. And all this comes from that one-time $7 fee.

So it’s a good plan. They pay on time, every time. The admin seems very upfront and caring about the membership. Plus he gives out contact information, including phone number.

I think you’ll find much better success with this new path for ProfitTrak 2, and enjoy more useful products, too.

To find more details on this new ProfitTrak 2, please login to your HeresTheMoney member area and click the link for ProfitTrak 2.

To join EZ 2×2, please login to your HeresTheMoney member area, click the link for your Programs page, and join from there so that we follow the lines of sponsorship*.

*If you have referrals in HeresTheMoney, but have not yet joined ProfitTrak 2, you’ll want to do that before your referrals do, so that they join this new program under you!

*** Prizewinners! ***

Nice things come to those who take action!

Congratulations to EVERYONE who was already in our old ProfitTrak 2! You won a spot in our new ProfitTrak 2!

I’ve already written to you about this and put your new IDs into the database for the Programs pages. You should have also received your login information from EZ 2×2. If you didn’t receive your emails, be sure to let me know.

Please contact me if you have any questions about your new ProfitTrak 2.

Best Regards,
Kathryn

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Some of the members have recently asked me how Mammoth List has been going, and I realized that perhaps you may also be wondering the same thing.

Whenever anyone in your 5 level downline at Mammoth List makes their payment, the program sends you an email letting you know they subscribed to your list and that you’ve made $2 commission. So I took some screenshots of my email account showing the payments I’ve received so far this month.

I posted them all on one page at:

http://www.heresthemoney.com/mammothlist-results-feb09.html

As you can see, the payments are still coming in. What’s really cool about that, also, is that all those people except for one came in from the efforts of people in my downline. I brought in 1 person during February.

So Mammoth List is still coming along fine.

What’s happening at Mammoth List is that it’s working for the teams who are working it. In order to get the ball rolling on building your list, you need to bring in some referrals to be your Level 1. The other 4 Levels of your list are built by the people under you.

Here are some examples of the numbers you can reach if you and those on your team bring in some referrals. There’s a Calculator on their site that you can use to figure results with your own examples. So feel free to use it.

Let’s start small, and grow from there. If you bring in 2 people, and your downline does the same, you would have 62 people on your list and earn $124.

Even though your downline is only 5 levels, you make 10 times what you paid in if you each just bring in 2 active people!

Here are some more numbers:

If you each bring in 3 –> list members:  363 commissions: $ 726
If you each bring in 4 –> list members: 1364 commissions: $2728
If you each bring in 5 –> list members: 3905 commissions: $7810

If you want to see some big numbers, you can do that on the Mammoth List site. I wanted to show you how you can still earn some nice cash and get a list started with only bringing in as little as 2 people!

*** Here’s A Challenge for YOU: ***

If you’re in Mammoth List, make a pledge to yourself to just bring in 2 active people. Pass this challenge on to your downline, get them to do the same, and you can all enjoy some nice results! Surely you can find 2 people on this planet who have $12 and would like to do this also.

If you’re not in Mammoth List yet, it’s still a good time to get in. Look at my screenshots. Join this program from your HeresTheMoney member area and then find 2 people to do the same. Pass this challenge on to your 2 people when you bring them in, so that they will continue to grow the team with active people.

That’s it! I dare you!

In the end, everyone will be happy!

And your team will continue to grow from there!

Happy days,
Kathryn

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If you’ve been waiting for a great chance to join our ProfitTrack 1, I just received word that anyone who comes to the conference call tomorrow morning will get a free Bronze level entry into the Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaire’s Club!

At the call you’ll receive a code to put into the application to make your entry at no charge.

If you’d like to take advantage of this special opportunity, please login to your HeresTheMoney member area after the conference call and click to your Programs page.

Your Programs page has your sponsor’s link to join the club.

What a wonderful offer John Kielec (the owner of F5M-MC)
has made to help you get started in a good way for the new year!

Here’s a quote from his email with the details:

FIRST F5M-MC MEETING/CONFERENCE CALL OF 2009!
SATURDAY, JANUARY 3/09 AT 11:00 AM EST!

SPECIAL OFFER:
PAID BRONZE ENTRY ($5 value) into F5M-Millionaires Club
FOR ALL GUESTS AT OUR MEETING TOMORROW!

If you are a paid member of F5M-MC and bring guests into our
meeting tomorrow, they will receive a paid Bronze entry into the
club under you paid by the club.

Start spreading the news today and get as many as you can to
attend the meeting tomorrow. Please remember, get in there early
as the meeting room has 100 people capacity. After the 100 are in,
others will not be able to enter.

Instructions to follow for your guests to be signed up under you:

At the meeting, your guest will need to type in their
First and Last Name
on the info screen when I make a special announcement, that’s it.

I will copy all the names that were entered and I will save them for
entry verification. At the meeting, I will display a special code that
your guest(s) will need to enter in the applications when they will be
joining under you without paying the $5 fee.

Please note: These new members will not qualify to be included in
the arrangement with ‘The Bronze Strategy’.

To attend the meeting, all you have to do is download the free
conference call software. There are no long distance charges here:

http://myroom.lgtconference.com/conference.php?id=53907320

Note: If you have problems to download our free conference room,
we have support for that now, please click on the link below:
http://lgtconference.com/room-install-help.html

I hope his offer will be able to help you out.

Best Regards,
Kathryn

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Here’s to an exciting and exhilirating 2009!

Do you want 2009 to be a repeat of 2008 for you?

If so, then keep doing all the same things you’ve been doing to keep your momentum going.

If not, then follow this simple 3-step plan for success:

1.  Decide today what you would like to be different tomorrow.

2.  Plan some strategies to aid you in reaching your goals.

3.  Take action every day to make your dreams come true!

All 3 steps are most important! Clarifying your goals helps you define exactly what you want to accomplish and when you want to accomplish it. A plan gives you specific action steps you know will get you there. And following through with actions every day keeps you on track, lets you see your daily progress, and motivates you to keep going until you get what you want.

Need a little inspiration to get you started?

Here’s 40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes:

Have a wonderful 2009!

Best Wishes for a happy and prosperous new year,
Kathryn

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I hope the holidays are finding you safe, warm, and happy.

Here’s a special Christmas Bonus for you:

As a member of HeresTheMoney, you now get banner advertising throughout our website at no charge! To submit your free banner ad, simply login to your member area, click the Advertise link at the top of the page, and submit your banner.

Merry Christmas!

Best Wishes,
Kathryn

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11/14/08 HTM News: Profit from Crap Advertising & More

Welcome to the new members who’ve joined us since the last newsletter!

In this issue:

1. Making good profits from what some people call “crap” advertising

2. Selling websites for both short term and long term cash

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Are you using Safelists, Traffic Exchanges, FFA Pages, or Message Boards to grow your business?

Many of us like using these forms of advertising because they are fast and free. However, it seems that most of the time the results leave something to be desired. In fact, you will find that most marketers have such a hard time making any profits from these venues that they say they don’t work at all. That’s why they have the reputation of being “crap” advertising.

However, it’s nice to know that not only can you profit from these forms of advertising, but you can also make some nice monthly income from them as well!

There is a long time member over at the Warrior Forum named Steven Wagenheim. He is very successful and makes it a point to help others whenever he can. Like you, when he first started out he was using these same forms of advertising.

But unlike most folks, he worked out a system with them that actually works!

Fast forward a few years…

Now he is making over $10,000 per month, and about a third of that comes directly from these crappy forms of advertising! That’s $3300 per month from Safelists, Traffic Exchanges, FFA Pages, and Message Boards.

So they DO work if you know how to work them!

With a lot of testing and tweaking, he has developed an explicit system of making these profits. You might say he has it down to a science. And he has laid it all out for you in an easy to follow step by step instruction book. You can find out:

–> Which Safelists and Traffic Exchanges are the most responsive

–> What time of day is the best time to post to the different venues

–> How to get the most leads

–> Which products sell the best

–> and more!

It’s 38 pages chock full of good information.

I was able to get hold of this gem and have made it a Super $3.97 Special for you! I’m even passing on Master Resale Rights so that you can sell it if you like, also. You can see all the details here:

http://www.heresthemoney.com/special/crapadvertising

BONUS NEWS: If you are a PRO member of HeresTheMoney, then you get this product for FREE! Login to your member area and click to your BONUS page for your download link.

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In other exciting news, we have started our series on making money from selling websites! You can use this business model to make either quick cash or long term profits. See how one 22 year-old sold their 2 year old blog for 15 million dollars! These lessons will all be posted on the blog, so be sure to tune in! Your first lesson is here already.

Have a great weekend,
Kathryn

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You can make some nice cash by selling websites! Whether you want to build them yourself or buy existing websites and then sell them, there is a great market out there ready and willing to purchase your site.

Selling websites is an income stream you can easily set up for yourself. You can use this method of making money for some quick cash, regular monthly income, or as a business model to bring you riches.

How Much Money Can You Make?

Let me give you some examples of how lucrative this business can be:

Recently bankaholic.com sold for $15,000,000! Yes, that’s 15 million dollars! Bankrate.com bought it for the amount of traffic that it was bringing in from their target market. Bankaholic.com is a wordpress blog. The person who developed it and sold it is only 22 years old. He started this blog only 2 years ago! What did he do?

-> He made regular posts on the blog for those 2 years. It garnered more and more traffic as time went on.

-> He was in a very popular niche.

-> He provided information a lot of people were searching for.

Lucky for him, his work paid off big time!

Here are some more examples of what you can earn when you are in the business of selling websites. These sites were all sold by a business associate of mine, Max Davis:

1. He bought an existing site in the parenting niche for under $9,000. He developed the site for 14 months, and then sold it for $575,000.

2. He built a site in the home improvement niche, and promoted it for 12 months. Then he sold it for $100,000.

3. He built another site in the health and beauty niche, and promoted this one for only 6 months. He sold it for $55,000.

All 3 of these sites were sold over a period of 18 months. Wow! $730,000 in 18 months is a pretty nice chunk of change! Wouldn’t you agree?

These examples show you what you can do over a time period of a year or two. But what if you need some money now?

QUICK Profits

You will be delighted to discover that you can also use this method to turn some fast profits in as little as a couple of days!

For example, you can put up a wordpress blog, put about 15 articles on it, and turn around and sell it within 24 hours for over $100. It’s also possible to accomplish this without putting in more than a couple of hours of work.

With the right hosting, putting up a wordpress blog is as quick as clicking a button. It takes all of 30 seconds to put up a working blog. Even if you don’t have the one-click hosting, you can install your blog in under half an hour.

So then how do you build the rest of your quick blog?
Where can you sell them for the best prices?
What kind will bring you the most money?
How do you develop the sites you can sell for over $50,000?
Where do find buyers for these high end sites?

Stay tuned to this blog for the answers to these questions and more, as we bring you further information on this lucrative method to make more money!

Cheers,
Kathryn

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