Can you think of some humorous quips?

Here are your subjects:

Things you might say as an excuse for not coming to work…

Things you never want to say on a date…

Seriously, I’m paying for your ideas on these. The rate is 25 cents per quip. So take a few minutes to send me what pops into your head for these 2 subjects and make a few bucks!

4 quips = $1

20 quips = $5

40 quips = $10

and so on…

I’m currently working on some projects for a client where he needs these funny quips. In fact, I will pay for at least 1,000 of these short quips for each subject. So the more you send, the better!

Here are the rules:

1. These quips must be original — your own ideas.

2. Quips must be no more than 150 characters each, including letters, spaces, and punctuation.

3. Use good taste! No racist, sexist, hate, violence, R-rated (or higher) quips or quips that would foster criminal activity.

4. Sorry, but I can’t pay for duplicate ideas, so the first one to send me a quip gets that one.

5. The deadline for submitting these to me is Monday, September 28.

To submit them, please write them in an email and send them to:

quips @ heresthemoney.com (without the spaces).

I’ll pay to either your Paypal or Alertpay account. Let me know in the email which account you want me to send your funds to and also the email address for that account.

Here are some examples to get your creative juices flowing:

Work Quips (excuses for skipping work):

An alien stole my left shoe.

I didn’t come in last week because it was Spring Break. What? We don’t get Spring Break around here?

I’m having trouble with my eyes. I can’t see myself coming into work today.

My Church is only open from 8-5, Monday - Friday.

The Marines need me to supervise their training op today.

Dating Quips (things you don’t want to say on a date):

You’re right; that outfit does make you look fat!

Sorry, we can’t go to that restaurant because of the restraining order.

You sure do carry your weight well!

I can stay out until 9:30 because my boyfriend won’t be home from weight-lifting until 10.

Let’s go to Hooters. I really don’t understand why my last girlfriend got mad and left when I took her there!

So get your thinking cap on and you can make a few quick bucks with these! Ask your friends! Have a quip party and make the one with the most ideas King or Queen for the evening! Send me 100 quips and make $25!

Thanks for taking your time to share your ideas!

More news:

I have 7 more of these projects on other subjects I’ll be sending out to you in the next couple of months, and will let you know of those soon. Some are funny, like these, and others are useful advice projects.

So here’s a chance to get paid for having a little fun.

I look forward to hearing from you at:

quips @ heresthemoney.com (without the spaces)

Sincerely,

Kathryn

PS: Do it now, while it’s on your mind! Remember, the deadline for these quips is Monday, September 28. The faster you get them in, the better!

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As you know, the EZ 2×2 program starts out our ProfitTrak 2. In the past, when you cycled your first EZ 2×2 matrix, they paid for your 1st month in Set2Retire. Now, they’ve changed Set2Retire to a single, one-time payment, so when you cycle your first EZ 2×2 matrix, you get a paid entry into Set2Retire, and there are no further fees.

The huge Set2Retire member area will still be available to you with all your previous benefits.

What has changed is the compensation plan in Set2Retire. Instead of a single, monthly pay 2×8 matrix, they have a few smaller, single pay, phases. As you cycle out of one, you get paid and then go into one with a higher payout.

In addition, the first phase will be a company-forced matrix where everyone cycling EZ 2×2 will enter into it in order of when they cycled EZ 2×2. They made this phase this way to provide faster cycling for you into their 2nd phase, without waiting for your EZ 2×2 recruits to follow you in before you cycle.

The second phase will consist of those people who follow you in.

These changes to Set2Retire will take place on April 5.

The EZ 2×2 program has NOT changed! All benefits remain the same at this one. The changes are to the second part of this ProfitTrak — Set2Retire. You still get into Set2Retire when you first cycle EZ 2×2, just as before.

So now, your one-time $7 fee for EZ 2×2 is your only outlay throughout this ProfitTrak, yet, as your downline grows, you get higher and higher payments.

It just gets better and better!

I’ll change your HeresTheMoney member area to reflect these changes soon.

You can still join this ProfitTrak and get in on all the excitement as this explodes throughout the Net! Login to your HeresTheMoney member area, go to your Programs page, and click on ProfitTrak 2.

Enjoy,
Kathryn

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There are exciting things happening in Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club (our Profit Trak 1)! They’re adding a matrix called the Gold Booster plan inside the Club — only for Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club members. This enhancement should be finished sometime in the next couple of weeks. Already, they’ve added a comprehensive Guide to a Million Dollar Internet Business to the member area. It gives you directions, step by step, of how to grow your business to the level you desire.

The Gold Booster plan is designed to boost you forward through the ProfitTrak and let you benefit from anyone you bring in, including Bronze members. You can now earn your way up from Bronze level to the Silver and Gold levels faster than ever before!

In addition, Co-op advertising is included for every position in the matrix, so you have continuous, automatic advertising for your affiliate link when you’re in this new Gold Booster plan.

The compensation plan is unique, giving you 7 positions for each position you purchase, to enable effective spillover and greater growth. They want to push everyone through to Gold Level as quickly as possible. Gold Level gives you membership to WTIA, which is where the biggest potential for the greatest income is. So even if you have some trouble recruiting when you first start this business, you can still move forward if you’re in the Gold Booster plan.

*** Special — Limited Time Only! ***

They’re running a special on the Silver Level from now until the matrix goes live: Come into Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club now at Silver Level, and receive:

–> Membership to Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club
–> Membership to Fortune 5 Minutes
–> A spot in the new Gold Booster plan (meaning 7 positions)
–> In addition, F5M-MC will purchase a position (meaning 7 positions) under you in the Gold Booster plan, bringing you an immediate $5.20!

So not only will you already have immediate profits and people under you in your matrix, but you’ll also save $25 by taking advantage of this great special!

Once the new Gold Booster plan is in effect, then Silver membership will include a position in the Gold Booster plan, where you can earn your way into Fortune 5 Minutes and WTIA.

These changes will all be updated in your HeresTheMoney member area soon.

You can still get into Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club at the Bronze level for only $5! Do it now so you don’t miss out! To join F5M-MC, login to your HeresTheMoney member area and click to your Programs page. Then click the link for ProfitTrak 1, and it will take you to your sponsor’s page for Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club.

To your success,
Kathryn

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We’ve changed our ProfitTrak 2 over to a new path. The new program offers
many benefits over the old program, and starts with EZ 2×2:

-> Smaller matrix - 2×2, so you cycle faster
-> Less cost to join - one time $7
-> Bonuses for when your referrals cycle
-> One-up bonuses for a stream of bonuses from people you didn’t sponsor
-> More useful products - autoresponder system and Private Label Rights products

With the smaller matrix, you only need 6 people under you to cycle. You bring in 2 people and they each bring in 2 people, and that’s all - you cycle! Those 6 people can also include spillovers from above, so you can cycle without sponsoring anyone.

Your first cycle gives you a new matrix in EZ 2×2 and pays for a month in the second part of this path: Set 2 Retire. In this 2nd program, you have a huge member area! There are sections on financial matters, building wealth, a grocery coupons section, travel savings certificates, and much more. The financial section alone includes online financial calculators and valuable information on building wealth, reducing debt, managing your credit, gaining a successful mindset, and more.

In Set 2 Retire, you can make over $200 per month recurring income without sponsoring anyone, and over $5,000 per month if you choose a higher level of participation and sponsor at least 2 people.

After that first cycle in EZ 2×2, you’ll get $20 every time you cycle again. Plus a new re-entry. Plus bonuses when your referrals cycle. Plus the one-up bonuses. And all this comes from that one-time $7 fee.

So it’s a good plan. They pay on time, every time. The admin seems very upfront and caring about the membership. Plus he gives out contact information, including phone number.

I think you’ll find much better success with this new path for ProfitTrak 2, and enjoy more useful products, too.

To find more details on this new ProfitTrak 2, please login to your HeresTheMoney member area and click the link for ProfitTrak 2.

To join EZ 2×2, please login to your HeresTheMoney member area, click the link for your Programs page, and join from there so that we follow the lines of sponsorship*.

*If you have referrals in HeresTheMoney, but have not yet joined ProfitTrak 2, you’ll want to do that before your referrals do, so that they join this new program under you!

*** Prizewinners! ***

Nice things come to those who take action!

Congratulations to EVERYONE who was already in our old ProfitTrak 2! You won a spot in our new ProfitTrak 2!

I’ve already written to you about this and put your new IDs into the database for the Programs pages. You should have also received your login information from EZ 2×2. If you didn’t receive your emails, be sure to let me know.

Please contact me if you have any questions about your new ProfitTrak 2.

Best Regards,
Kathryn

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I hope the holidays are finding you safe, warm, and happy.

Here’s a special Christmas Bonus for you:

As a member of HeresTheMoney, you now get banner advertising throughout our website at no charge! To submit your free banner ad, simply login to your member area, click the Advertise link at the top of the page, and submit your banner.

Merry Christmas!

Best Wishes,
Kathryn

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11/14/08 HTM News: Profit from Crap Advertising & More

Welcome to the new members who’ve joined us since the last newsletter!

In this issue:

1. Making good profits from what some people call “crap” advertising

2. Selling websites for both short term and long term cash

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Are you using Safelists, Traffic Exchanges, FFA Pages, or Message Boards to grow your business?

Many of us like using these forms of advertising because they are fast and free. However, it seems that most of the time the results leave something to be desired. In fact, you will find that most marketers have such a hard time making any profits from these venues that they say they don’t work at all. That’s why they have the reputation of being “crap” advertising.

However, it’s nice to know that not only can you profit from these forms of advertising, but you can also make some nice monthly income from them as well!

There is a long time member over at the Warrior Forum named Steven Wagenheim. He is very successful and makes it a point to help others whenever he can. Like you, when he first started out he was using these same forms of advertising.

But unlike most folks, he worked out a system with them that actually works!

Fast forward a few years…

Now he is making over $10,000 per month, and about a third of that comes directly from these crappy forms of advertising! That’s $3300 per month from Safelists, Traffic Exchanges, FFA Pages, and Message Boards.

So they DO work if you know how to work them!

With a lot of testing and tweaking, he has developed an explicit system of making these profits. You might say he has it down to a science. And he has laid it all out for you in an easy to follow step by step instruction book. You can find out:

–> Which Safelists and Traffic Exchanges are the most responsive

–> What time of day is the best time to post to the different venues

–> How to get the most leads

–> Which products sell the best

–> and more!

It’s 38 pages chock full of good information.

I was able to get hold of this gem and have made it a Super $3.97 Special for you! I’m even passing on Master Resale Rights so that you can sell it if you like, also. You can see all the details here:

http://www.heresthemoney.com/special/crapadvertising

BONUS NEWS: If you are a PRO member of HeresTheMoney, then you get this product for FREE! Login to your member area and click to your BONUS page for your download link.

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In other exciting news, we have started our series on making money from selling websites! You can use this business model to make either quick cash or long term profits. See how one 22 year-old sold their 2 year old blog for 15 million dollars! These lessons will all be posted on the blog, so be sure to tune in! Your first lesson is here already.

Have a great weekend,
Kathryn

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Here’s some more great news for our Heres The Money members!

You have new Bonuses! Yes, everyone’s a winner today!

For all members:

Free Membership To Learning To Earn Online!

This normally costs $27, but you get it FREE!

Learn how to make money online with this massive collection of e-courses. Choose your course, and choose how you want it delivered: you can learn online, get the course delivered to you by email, or download it to your computer in PDF format. Take one course or take all of them. Learn at your own pace. Learn about Adwords, Blogging, Clickbank, Copywriting, Traffic, Graphic Design, Niche Marketing, Product Creation, SEO techniques, Website Building, and more. Whether you are a newbie, or just need to brush up on special skills, these courses will show you how to bring in extra money online.

Click Here to see the site, but don’t buy it, because you get it free as a valued HeresTheMoney member!

For Pro Members:

FREE Membership to Saving Your Time Video Coaching!

This normally costs $47, but you get it FREE!

Choose from over 200 streaming video courses professionally designed to bring you to a master level in skills that will put more money in your pocket!

 Learn Traffic Generation, List Building, Adsense, Web Design, Graphics, PDFs, RSS, Software Creation, and much more!

In addition to the master video coaching, you also have a great selection of audios. Plus, you also get software and ebook downloads to help you take YOUR business to the next level and beyond.

Click Here to see this site, but don’t buy it, because you get it free as a Pro member!

How To Claim Your Bonuses:

Login to your HeresTheMoney member area, and click on the Bonuses link in the left hand side navigation menu. That will take you to the Bonuses page where you can pick up your bonuses.

Happy Friday,

Kathryn

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The Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club website is back up today!

This is our ProfitTrak 1. Those of you who are in this club should have already received your letter with your login details and affiliate links for the new site.

In addition, I have edited your member area with the new information, and your links on your Program pages are working.

Get Your Free Report!

If you are not yet in the Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club, I highly suggest you check it out as soon as possible. It is poised on the brink of some tremendous growth! In your HeresTheMoney member area, click over to your Programs page, and then click to Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club. You can see a free report that explains a lot of great things about the program, like how you can turn $5 into thousands, how you can bring in referrals every week, and much more. It’s an eye opener!

Free Advertising For Bronze Members!

They also announced some more great news, too, for the Bronze members! They have a rotator strictly for the Bronze members, and they are advertising it for you at no additional cost to you to help you bring in referrals.

Free Upgrade To Silver Level!

Plus, once you bring in 6 Bronze members, they upgrade you to the Silver membership, and purchase you a spot in Fortune 5 Minutes.

The cost to get into the Club is now only $5 for the Bronze level. They accept Paypal,
e-gold, and Solid Trust Pay.

More News on the Ad Coop for the Millionaires Club:

The Ad Coop pays you a commission of $10 when you refer a member who joins the ad coop, and your commission is paid out to you the same day as your referral makes their payment. When you bring in 3 members who join the ad coop, your commissions pay for your coop participation, so it’s like getting continuous free advertising! In addition, once you have brought in 3 members who join the ad coop, they also upgrade you to Silver membership, and purchase you a spot in Fortune 5 Minutes.

So you can come in at the Bronze level, and earn your way into the Silver level. You can also earn your way into the Gold level, as before.

That’s a lot of leverage for just $5!

Be sure to check it out! Go to your Programs page in your member area to get to it.

Enjoy,
Kathryn

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Welcome to all the new members of HeresTheMoney this month! September saw us grow to over 1100 members.

There has been some confusion recently about our ProfitTrak 1. Changes have occurred, so I will try to clarify to you what is going on there.

Changes:

This past weekend Mega Wealth Cash Flow System was closed by its owner. You may recall that in August we had changed ProfitTrak 1 over to the Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club. This change was to enable you to take advantage of the many benefits of the Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club - mainly being able to use their promotion system with splash pages, autoresponders, and the upcoming advertising coop to grow your business.

Even though we had added the F5M Millionaires Club, the programs within the club were the same set of programs we have been using for ProfitTrak 1 all along. Mega Wealth Cash Flow System was the initial feeder for the entire trak.

Lower Price:

With the demise of MWCFS, the owner of the F5M Millionaires Club has offered to reduce his price for his entry level Bronze membership down to $5. You still get all the promotion benefits of the Club to grow your business. People you bring into the Club still follow you into Fortune 5 Minutes, just as they did before. However, instead of you having to build a matrix for the feeder, the Club will now pay your way into Fortune 5 Minutes once you bring 3 people into their upcoming ad coop. This is his initial plan, and is not yet set in stone.

Still The Same:

Or, just as before, you can enter the Club at the Silver or Gold Level. This part is still the same as before.

Passive Income Now Available:

This new ad coop is really exciting! With the opening of the ad coop, John Kielac, the owner of the Millionaires Club, has truly made this a passive income opportunity for you. When you join the ad coop, your business will be promoted for you. Your business can now grow without you having to do anything! More news of the new coop should be coming out this week.

HeresTheMoney Member Area Changes:

So I will be changing your member area again this week to reflect these most recent changes - namely:

–> The ProfitTrak 1 price goes back down to $5 for the Bronze Level Membership,

–>We delete MWCFS as the feeder program within the Trak,

–> I will put in the Ad Coop info as it becomes available.

In addition, the Millionaires Club has changed hosting, servers, and will be informing us of new splash pages to use in our affiliate links. I should also get the new affiliate link info this week, and will change our links in the database to the new ones. So you will not have to change anything in your back office for your referrals to be able to find your new page.

More News To Come:

I will be sending you another update as soon as final information from the Millionaires Club is released. Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions.

Best Regards,
Kathryn Thomas

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I have some great news for you regarding our ProfitTrak 1!

We are changing ProfitTrak 1 over to the Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club. This club uses the same programs we were using, but adds all kinds of things to make it easy for you to promote: splash pages, autoresponder messages going out to your prospects, and a record of successful results. In addition, they are starting ad coops in September which guarantee you 3 referrals if you participate in the coops.

Same programs - more chances for success!

Another thing that is good about the Millionaires Club is that your prospects can join you on any one of 3 different levels: MegaWealth, Fortune 5 Minutes, or WTIA. What this means to you is simply more money in your pocket as you enter the other levels. Plus, you can get in them at any time, rather than waiting until your downline has built up enough to push you into them!

More great news - are you on this list? If so, then you have just won a spot in the Fortune 5 Minutes Millionaires Club!

Username:

Wilkins
madlw
1shawn
bcandc
argo425
hardworker
septembersun
gedwards360
qually55
bizsens4all
rghent
denrodgers
colinriley
teamincome
jenreed3
dough881
newbeginnings
jimk43
backguy
4wealth
pixxie
streetrod
jayraja
dpoktoday
wstaton
travisray
indiansport
stealdrums25
clickfund
fredwhitehead
aislesoffiles
loriez23
annette10
capitalist
starchild
philomenahynes
topteacher
nanotek
truenet4u

Congratulations! You will be hearing from them soon, with your Millionaires Club username and password.

I will be updating your member area over the next few days to reflect the changes. Once the changes are made, please be sure to put your Millionaires Club affiliate ID into your Update Programs page for ProfitTrak 1.

To Your Success,
Kathryn Thomas

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